Text 2 Jun L4D Survey Meme (Cuz I Have Time Before Work)
When did you buy Left 4 Dead 1? I didn’t buy it, Erik bought it when it first came out.

When did you buy Left 4 Dead 2? I’m pretty sure it was February 2010. I know we were playing it on Valentine’s Day that year…

How did you get into Left 4 Dead? Well Erik had played it a bit even though I never really watched him. It was when my friend Isaiah came over one day, looked at our games, and said that we were going to play L4D that I got into it. I’m not so good at shooters, or at least I wasn’t when I started, which was why it took me so long.

Better, Left 4 Dead or Left 4 Dead 2?: L4D2, hands down. It always had been my favorite, even before I got into Nellis, and that’s because as much as I’ve improved my first person shooter skills, I’m a BADASS with a melee and always have been.

Left 4 Dead or Left 4 Dead 2’s Intro? Both are really good. But I would have to say that probably 2, just because it’s a little more fast paced and, hurr, Nick’s looking all Big Sexy as he opens that cash register…

Left 4 Dead 1 Survivors or Left 4 Dead 2 Survivors? 2. I think that the only character I’m really attached to in 1 is Francis. AND I LOVE FRANCIS. But yeah, 2, no contest.

How often do you play these 2 games? I don’t really play 1 anymore unless Isaiah wants to online. 2 it’s usually once or twice a week.

Who Was The First Person You Chose in L4D? Zoey

Who Was The First Person You Chose in L4D2? Rochelle.

Favorite Campaign from Left 4 Dead 1: I like Dead Air a lot.

Favorite Campaign from Left 4 Dead 2: DARK CARNIVAL!!!

Favorite Campaign in all: Definitely Dark Carnival, even if the finale stresses me out.

Favorite Special Infected in Versus: Smoker. Nothing satisfies me more than tangling someone up and yanking them towards me so I can scratch the shit out of them.

Least Favorite Special Infected: I just hate the Jockey so much…. >__<

Do You Know How to Crown A Witch? Yeah, though sometimes I get cocky and then I fuck it up.

Favorite Finale: Swamp Fever. I’m a sucker for Antebellum architecture.

Bill or Coach?: AWwww, I like both of them for different reasons and they’re fairly evenly matched, but…. Probably Coach.

Nick or Francis?  Bastard rat fink fuckers making me choose between my BrOTP. But Nick. Definitely Nick.

Zoey or Rochelle? Rochelle. BRING IT, HATERS.

Ellis or Louis? Ellis, of course. He’s just so adorably naive.

Favorite Survivor in all? Gonna be Nick. I love the cocky assholes.

Least Favorite Survivor in all? Like Neko before me, I do like all of them. But yeah. Zoey. Just because I feel like the deification of her is unwarranted. And that’s more of a fandom problem, but whatever.

The Passing or Crash Course? The Passing. Never played Crash Course.

Favorite Gun? Auto Shotgun. 

Favorite Melee Weapon? Anything bladed. Usually the axe, followed by the machete, followed by the katana….. And, uh, the chainsaw if I’m feeling sassy.

What Special Infected you find easy to kill? Spitters. Boomers if I can find them in the brush.

Favorite Song in Left 4 Dead 2? SAVE ME SOME SUGAR, THIS WON’T TAAAAKE LOOOONG.

Do you use a mic? If playing with people I know, yes.

Molotovs or Pipebombs?  I like both but I prefer the fire bottles.

Pills or Adrenaline?: Pills. Not sure why.

How much do you play Expert? HA HA, never! Because I’m still kind of rotten at 1st Person Shooters!

Favorite line from a survivor?  Nick: “I hate you, Ellis.” Ellis: “Well, I still like you, Nick.” Same as Neko. OR ‘You’ve gotta be this tall to get in here Ellis. Sorry buddy. You’ll be missed.” OR “Hey Nick, remember when we ran the rollercoaster?!”

Survival or Scavenge? Haven’t played either.

Versus or Campaign? I play campaign more because I like the straight shot plot that goes with it….

What makes you a good teammate? I’m good bait. I’m nice on the microphone and I think I’m funny, maybe? And I’ll heal you if you need it….. I tout these because I’m not so hot at the actual gameplay…. >__<

What would you rate Left 4 Dead 1 as a whole? 8/10

What would you rate Left 4 Dead 2 as a whole? 9/10

Would you buy a Left 4 Dead 3? I would! I just don’t want Valve to do any downloadable content that fucks with my headcanon….. ::shifty eyes::

On a scale of 1-10, least being sucky, 10 being amazing, how would you rank yourself being good at the game? Be honest. I can hold my own fairly okay, but overall I suck. So five. ::cries:: 

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(Source: anxietycat)

Text 1 Jun Rewatching some TRUE BLOOD Season 3

UGH CRYSTAL NORRIS GET THE FUCK OFF THE TV SCREEN.

Video 1 Jun 8 notes

I hope that someday I have a gay male in my life who wants to just marry me out of mutual convenience.

(yes I know I’m already married)

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via Bangarang!.
Text 1 Jun 1 note This Weekend’s Project

Set up an account on AO3, as it sounds like ff.net is purging out smut.

(at least I was ego-maniacal enough to save my reviews in my email….)

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  •  in my history class today
  • some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
  • me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell
Text 31 May 3 notes UGH

As much as ANTM Cycle 2 is tempting, I have a massive headache and feel a bit queasy, so I’m going to bed. Night, tumblr!

Text 31 May 2 notes

nekocrouton asked: Nick/Ellis :D

Text 31 May 17 notes Goddamnit Red…

nekocrouton:

You go to bed when I’ve finally posted some porn. 8U

I thought I had to get my Kink Bingo entry done by tonight, but it turns out that I had until June 15th to get it done. XD   I could write another kink if I wanted… Hmm… *ponders*

Anyway, if anyone wants to read my crap you can find it here at my LJ.  You don’t need to be a member or anything like that.

It’s Nick/Ellis, and I guess I should warn for masturbation, sleepy/unconscious kink and a little dubious consent there.  >_>

But yeah, POOOOOOORN!!

Well I’m awake to read it!!!!

Video 31 May

I like her so much better when she isn’t causing drama on DRAG RACE


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